Text 2 Lovers
by K. Webster & J.D. Hollyfield
Publication Date: January 24, 2017
Genres: Adult, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy
I fired off a storm of raunchy text messages…to the wrong number.
And he replied.
Him: Show me a picture.
Him: Tell me your name.
Why does the lure of anonymity have me craving to indulge a stranger?
It’s the start of everything right.
I received a slew of text messages…when everything in my life was wrong.
And she made me laugh again.
Her: You’re probably a creeper.
Her: Possibly a stalker. Why do I have the overwhelming need to find this stranger who saved me and make her mine?
Him: Take a chance with me.
Her: This is crazy.
Him: I need to see you.
Her: What are we doing? Him: We’re about to find out.
Her: PHOTO ATTACHED
Him: PHOTO ATTACHED
You’re smiling. Like someone just complimented your troll collection.
‘Let’s just pretend this never happened. Mmmkay? This is the wine calling. Don’t worry about calling her back.’… And I hang up because I’m not sure I could fit any more awkwardness into one phone call.
Andie is like a cactus. You just have to get past the prickly spurs to find her sweet center.
Text 2 Lovers was a highly amusing and naughty fun time. The writing was engaging, snappy, entertaining, extremely steamy, and laced with invectives, expletives, and bawdy humor. Several characters took dirty talking to a whole new level with their comically filthy banter and wickedly funny and clever swapping of insults. The main characters were immediately endearing, sweet, sexy, and just adorable together. I cherished the scenes depicting their date of “favorites,” as it was such a precious and ingenious idea. The secondary characters were comically volatile yet still likable and I am looking forward to more of their story in future installments.