Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Book Review: Beyond Layers by T.L. Alexander





Beyond Layers


by TL Alexander








This is the fourth and final book of the LOL Layers Series.

Two years after the tragic death of her fiancĂ©, Samantha Grant finds herself on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. She needed a break from her crazy-busy life, but she finds—oh so much more. 


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The sand is smoother farther down the beach but this is the perfect place for my now daily ritual. What daily ritual, you ask? Watching sex-on-a-kabob run past my cottage, of course. He runs by twice a day. Once at 7:00 a.m. then again at precisely 3:15 p.m. Oh, how this girl loves a prompt man.



Layers Series
Layers
More Layers
Beneath Layers
Beyond Layers










My Rating:


Favorite Quotes:


“For the last few days, Mr. Sexkabob and I have been playing a smexy little game of Flirtopoly, aka, ‘I’ll show you my tit if you show me your tat.’”

“It turns my insides all girly-wurly, as if I’m a boy-band-ever-lovin’ tweenager.”

“I’m a grandmother, been around the block a few times. I don’t have time nor do I want to pussy-foot around my words.”

“We have some major voodoo chemistry. Voodoo chemistry is rare and it can’t be faked.”

“I feel as if I’m a cat high on catnip, munching on a canary as I bat a mouse between my paws.”

“I waste no time; my sundress and panties fly off me as if I’m the Guinness World Record holder for fastest stripper.”

“You are mine, angel. You always have been; you just didn’t know it.”



My Review:


Score!  I am in love with all the characters in the Layer’s series and don’t want it to come to an end, but of all the smartly written books in this series, I loved this installment the most.  I tend to avoid series as I am prone to forgetting too many salient details between volumes, but that was not a problem for me here as Ms. Alexander’s writing is exquisite and more than memorable.  Her plot lines are lively, fun, entertaining, deliciously steamy, yet also insightful and moving.  I tend to devour her books as I cannot seem to put them down or read them fast enough, although I also want to savor the sparkling dialogs infused with clever humor and witty banter.  She has mad skills and I want to read every word she ever puts on a page.  Sigh, I wonder if she could be bribed into continuing this series into infinity. 


Empress DJ



About this author



Hey, girlfriends and guyfriends…

So…what about me? Well…I live in the good old USA, the Pacific Northwest, to be more specific. Everything here is green and soggy, but it’s grown on me like…moss and slugs.

I love to read and write. I read mostly romance, but I love a good mystery or biography. I love to laugh myself to pee-my-pants, and do so whenever possible ( own lots of undies). I possess a very imaginative way with words (potty-mouth), and I can’t get enough of DIY words…linguistatard, gaywadest…the list is never ending.

When not writing or reading, I’m driving my family friggin' ass-crazy. And when not doing that…I garden, do projects (got to have a project) and travel—whenever possible (never enough).

Layers, is my first self-published romance series—but far from my last. I’ve got lots more to write about when Alexia, Jaxson, Jules and the gaywads, are written off into the sunset. I'm excited about my next series—Girlfriends Goddesses and Barflies—it's going to be fun!

A special shout-out to my fans…I love you! I love your—“you go girlfriends,” your DIY words, and your potty mouths. Potty mouths unite! Potty-mouths rule! Potty-mouths take over the world! Damn fucking straight! Thank you for taking a chance on a new author and for all your wonderful (colorful) words of encouragement and wisdom.

Make sure to check out my site often for updates and other fun stuff. Leave me a hey you, or even a review…what the hell! I'd love to hear from you. ( that friggin' rhymes) Contact me on my contact page tlalexanderauthor.com

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Life is a Bitchwad, a Layers Series novelette, available soon as a free download. Go to www.tlalexanderauthor.com for more info and for other news. Tl Alexander is the author of the LOL Layers Series, The Law Inc. A Cassandra Marcella Mystery Series, Life on Top, case 101, and the up and coming Girlfriend Goddesses & Barflies Series.