The Staycation, an all-new laugh-out-loud story of fun and a holiday escape close to home by USA Today bestselling author Michele Gorman is out now!
Two families. One canceled flight. And a last-minute house swap...
Things get desperate for strangers Harriet and Sophie when they become stranded with their families in Heathrow's Terminal 5. Each woman has her own reason for really really really needing the family holiday they've anticipated for months. But Iceland's volcano has other plans for them. When their flights are cancelled, the families swap houses and discover that sometimes the best things in life happen close to home.
This ash cloud has a silver lining, even if no one can quite see it yet.
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My Rating:
Favorite
Quotes:
Dogs smelled, and they sniffed crotches and licked their bits and
breathed their bitty breath into your face. She didn’t actually know what kind
of dog it was, but she was sure it did all of those things.
Your crown is crooked, drama queen…
There were enough scented candles to light a Roman Catholic
Mass, but not one had been lit anywhere in the house. Someone was either
romantically optimistic or had a friend who thought their house could use the
extra fragrance.
How wonderful to be a bird, she thought. Except for catching live
rodents and tearing them up into little pieces for dinner and living on top of
the whole family in a cramped nest. Still, the flying would be nice.
‘I loved having babies, the way they’re so warm and snuggly. I
craved the feeling, the smell.’ ‘That’s just the hormones your body makes so
you don’t eat your baby,’ Harriet said.
My Review:
Michele Gorman is a wickedly clever, highly observant, and insightful lexicographer. I adore her wry humor and perceptive storytelling, she weaves quite an amusing tale with red herrings and unexpected tricks thrown in for added kicks. I cringed, gnashed my teeth, and giggle-snorted my way through this engaging story featuring vastly different women.
Harriet and Sophie were polar opposites in most ways, although they were both going through a similar period of adjustment and significant marital concerns while away from home during a much-needed vacation. Harriet was controlling, rigid, uptight, impatient, selfish, thoughtlessly insensitive and blunt, painfully and obnoxiously OCD and mostly likely also a high functioning Aspergers. Sophie was easy-going, loosely organized, and eager to please. I enjoyed the dichotomy although Harriet was difficult for me to appreciate as well as being uncomfortably familiar as she was a judgmental cold fish with limited social skills and not someone I would choose to spend time with as I had already suffered this unfortunate fate during my first eighteen years of life. Yet Ms. Gorman tricked me into caring for and about her, which is a testament to her mad skills.